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This heavyweight short sleeve t-shirt carries a playful, Halloween-ready vibe — bold, hand-lettered text reading “My Broom Broke So Now I Am A Doctor” splashed across the chest with dripping orange, spooky icons, and gritty ink details. The relaxed, oversized cut and durable 7.5 oz USA-spun cotton give it a substantial, lived-in feel that holds print detail wash after wash. Wear it to seasonal parties, casual clinic days with a sense of humor, or while carving pumpkins with friends — it’s a conversation piece that reads like a cheeky, confident statement rather than a costume. The clean white backdrop makes the artwork pop while offering breathable comfort for all-day wear.
Product features
- 100% USA-spun cotton heavyweight (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for durability and sharp print clarity
- Available in sizes S–7XL with an oversized, relaxed fit and slight drop shoulder
- Reinforced construction: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape, 1" double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, and stretch-proof collar
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease; forward-thrusted shoulder seam for better neck fit
- Color blends: Heather Grey (90% cotton/10% polyester) and Charcoal Grey (50/50) options; blank sourced from the USA
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
My Broom Broke So Now I Am A Doctor T-Shirt | Halloween Witch Humor
$27.58